Add the the fruit juice first, then the lager and finally the vodka. It should be a dark colour and taste of fruit only. Serve in a punch bowl and drink liberally. More vodka may be needed depending on personal taste. When this is perfected, you should only be able to taste fruit. Drink in one night as the taste changes when stored overnight. Serve chilled.
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